I only ever went here once. I know I’m not a woman, and the person I took wasn’t a woman either, but in the circumstances it was the best I could do.
Having been to a gig in Leeds, me and my friend Colin were walking home in the rain. Outside the hospital we were confronted by a wet, drunk Irish man, wearing soaking socks with sandals. He tried to explain that his wife was dying, that he didn’t know where she was and he didn’t know what to do.
After trying to coax as much information from his as possible, we thought it best to try and find her, there was no way I was going to leave him in the rain.
Not knowing where A&E was, or where the man’s wife was, we thought it best to find anyway into the hospital possible, so we snuck in the entrance to the womens hospital as the automaitc doors (closed at night) opened when someone left.
What followed was an excruciating 10 minute amble down seemingly endless corridors, constantly trying to reassure our new rambling friend that everything was going to be ok and that we knew where we were going.
Not knowing what we were going to find, we bravely entered the A&E lounge and approached the desk to enquire about the man’s wife. The relief on his face to see he sitting in the waiting area was priceless. They were so happy to be reunited and to know each other was ok.
That was our evenings work done, needless to say, we found our way out a lot easier than we’d found our way in!